great April Fools prank idea, replace all the sugar in your house with heroin
|—||Six word story (via fuckingcamilla)|
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
when the science side of tumblr tries to be funny i get like? uhm that’s not ur job go read a book nerdo
they’re trying to communicate
carry on my
lay your weary